awesome godly like

significunts:

when i make a wish i dont just wish for one thing, i wish for 20 things all in one sentence

(via imstilllearningthehardway)

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(via thecactusinthevalley)

thesassylorax:

osedaex:

jerkidiot:

SPACE JAM 2 CONFIRMED

I thought this was a cruel joke but it’s for real

WHAT

thesassylorax:

osedaex:

jerkidiot:

SPACE JAM 2 CONFIRMED

I thought this was a cruel joke but it’s for real

WHAT

(via thecactusinthevalley)

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

image

(Source: illkim, via vintagepenis)

*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag
that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag

that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

image

(via vintagepenis)

cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

(Source: sizvideos, via vintagepenis)

deonte-s:

chubbymermaid87:

deonte-s:

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

  • Los
  • Angeles

Is this for real?

I promise

(Source: feelknower1993, via vintagepenis)